Medication for the Mundane...

Projack-D

• Does depression make you sad?
• Are you prone to 'bouts of bad poetry?
• Do you not exude confidence & exhuberance daily?
• Is your wardrobe predominately black, or earth-tones?
• Are you a victim of flatulence?

If you aren't your jiggy-best 24-7, there could be something wrong with you. We here at Projack have realized that perhaps an even, planar-mood is unnatural, and that well, maybe life really is a roller-coaster of emotional ups 'n' downs. So, we are proud to unveil the next generation of mood modification, Projack-D. Now, for the first-time ever the mood elevating effects of Projack with the stimulation of pseudoephedrine.
We were skeptical at first, too. We asked, what's a serotonin uptake inhibitor (SUI) and a nasal decongestant doing in the same pill? But then our chemists came in with the hooch! And wow! Best board-meeting ever!!!
So, if you're tired of feeling "just o.k.", it may be time to make a leap towards a new, improved you. One that isn't held back by life's l'il discomforts, one that doesn't have to stop and reflect on the consequences of their actions, one that rises above the unmedicated masses by experiencing a hyperexcelerated, yet dosage-controlled, natural-mania.
So, jump on the bandwagon, before the long-term studies come-in. 'Cause depression is real, and you should be too.

- Also available: Projack-C (glass-pipe sold seperately).