And so it begins...

And so it was beseeched, and so it shall be... For so it had been written on the great Motown tablets of yore that, "we are, in fact, onto something big". After much coersion, great trials & tribulations, and the harpies, oh god the harpies! My friend Doug (thog) has finally convinced me to unleash my peculiarities onto the unsuspecting.

It began with his birth. It was a difficult birth, but I managed to effectively withdraw him from my thigh. From that day forward he learned quickly, and promptly posted many of the links for which he had been tutored. I was predominately absent throughout his adolesence, and I blame myself for all the small animals that fell victim to his megalomania. For it had been fated, that I be executing ironic punishments in Hades through his formative years.

So, whatta ya' do?!?

We have since reconciled the past, and effectively tortured our livers in commensalism while discordantly yodeling Whiskeytown tunes. And now it's back to business: fornicating, torturing, and just simply titillating ourselves with the psychological torture we can impose through our self-indulgant actions.

This site shall evolve as I evolve, haphazardly and with innumerable beguiling delusions...

To be continued...

My Better Judgement vs. the Wet Turd on a Hot Sidewalk...

...Because sometimes professional development supercedes the proliferation of a grand joke, but mostly they're synonymous. We are ridiculous, afterall.
But until the moment arises when my mortgage either pays itself, my better judgement succumbs to a martini binge, or someone is willing to pay me to make me laugh at myself, I feel compelled to institute a hiatus... Adieu!

Whatsa matta with groupthink, or the meeting that ended in, "...cool"

This actually began as an attempt to post a simple video link, but has since become a tangential journey into the bizarre. Join me, won't you... Welcome!