My Better Judgement vs. the Wet Turd on a Hot Sidewalk...

...Because sometimes professional development supercedes the proliferation of a grand joke, but mostly they're synonymous. We are ridiculous, afterall.
But until the moment arises when my mortgage either pays itself, my better judgement succumbs to a martini binge, or someone is willing to pay me to make me laugh at myself, I feel compelled to institute a hiatus... Adieu!